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The Big Pharaoh
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►Intolerance
In Egypt today, informal mosques became a
job for the unempolyed uneducated people to release fatwas and earn a
living through people’s “Zakat” and donations. These tax-free informal
mosques attract unemployed Egyptians and non-Egyptians. Any male, who
volunteers to stay from dawn to sun set and call for prayers, is qualified
to release fatwas and be a politician, if needed, to decide on terrorizing
Egyptians before non-Egyptians and judging the level of their faith and
spirituality.
Freedom For Egyptians
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin think so
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