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center
can i see the naked breast of my wife on
computer, as i am far from here?
It
is not permissible, and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best. Mufti Ebrahim Desai
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►Ramadan

hi Fatema, i'm Eva from Italy, I hope you remember.
can't you just buy something to eat after the sunset and bring it with you
(well hidden) at work to eat it the day after at work in the bathroom for
example?
►Corruption
His
friends bought him the Hummer. What’s a man to do when his friends buy
him a Hummer? So he’s got generous friends. Who can fault a man for
having generous friends?
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►Poland
Poland to liquidate hammer and
sickle?
 ►Zimbabwe
March, 2007 Yesterday Roman Catholic Archbishop Pius Ncube, clutching a brown
bible, spoke passionately about what has to happen next in Zimbabwe.
"We must be ready to stand, even in front of blazing guns," he
said, ''I am ready to stand in front."
►Zimbabwe
violet
and the minister
Hullo? Hullo ..? Anyone home…..?
Violet:
From SW Radio Africa.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: What can I do for you Madam? |
►Food
and Shops “Ma’am, I
hope you don’t mind my asking but you look like you still have a little
way to go. Would you like me to empty out that trolley into this bigger
one?”
Me? Gobsmacked.

►Iraq
“O’ people of Iraq,
How quick you are to commit atrocities and then ask about absurdities.
You kill the son of the Prophet’s daughter, and then you wonder about
mosquito blood?” – Abdullah bin Abbas, a cousin of the Prophet, when
he was asked by an Iraqi if mosquito blood spoils one’s prayers.
►Iraq is ripped by a low
grade civil war which has worsened to catastrophic levels with as many
as 3000 citizens murdered per month. The population is in despair.
Life in many of the urban areas is now desperate. A handful of foreign
fighters and a couple of thousand Al Qaeda operatives incite open
factional struggle through suicide bombings which target Shia holy
places and innocent civilians. Thousands of attacks target US Military
Forces.
Gen. Barry McCaffrey, a retired
U.S. general
►Video
Archive
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IRAK
Check this out before YouTube yanks it
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►Blackout
season
What did Congolese do for
light before kerosene lamps?
Electricity!
►Poland
Poland to liquidate hammer and
sickle?
►Estonia
and Russia

The
EU And Ethnic Cleansing In Estonia
In terms of human rights,
Estonia never passed any normal rules for EU Entry
►kyrgyzstan
Of course it is impossible
to know where reality ends and rhetoric begins, but an opposition
leader of Kulov’s stature making casual remarks about suicide bombers
should send shivers down the spine of everyone who cares about
Kyrgyzstan.And
what now Mr. Kulov?
►Applied
Economy
Finland has a
modern infrastructure , clean operating environment and a highly
educated workforce that offers its services at internationally
competitive rates. So, it’s no surprise that wealthy, foreign venture
capitalists can utilize Finland as a suitable engine for turning their
investment capital into profits—apparently, even better than Finnish
ones.

Post
Office
Iran’s postal service is reliable and
efficient. Bring your package unsealed as contents will be checked
before dispatch.

►Ukraine
To the Gulag
With You, Scofflaw!
In an innovative compliance campaign, the state-owned Donetsk Heating
Company in Eastern Ukraine has put up posters of Stalin around town
with the tagline:
"Comrades! This not the cinema, this is real life. Anyone who does not
pay their heating bill will be punished."
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►Burkina
Faso
girl-brides In
impoverished Burkina Faso, girls as young as eight are married off
to men often older than their own fathers.
Burkina Faso is one of the
poorest countries in the world and a girl’s parents receive a
bride-price or dowry from the girl’s suitor. Payment varies from
region to region and depends on the income levels of the families
involved. In poor rural families, a dowry can be 2,000 or 3,000 CFA
(between US$4/ 6) plus a sheep or a goat.
►ET
in Tehran
“Khanum [Ma’am], Iranian men do
whatever their wives want.”
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STRUDEL ENERGY
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►what's
up - Did you hear
the news?
- What news?!
- Lauren didn't attend tonight's class.
- So?!
- She had food poisoning.

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►On
the road
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►Schoolgirls 
Carrying the school to school
carl
►Carpets
In
other keen-grasp-of-the-obvious-findings, Baghdad is the worst city in
the world to live in while Zurich, Geneva, Vienna, Dusseldorf and
Frankfurt are the best. Yah, the best if you're dead. What snoozers
those five are. You should get a boredom differential if you're forced
to live there.
but at least in Vienna you could
get a decent requiem mass
 
►
I love how I made that woman
look short and fat by manipulating the size of the image. That's how I
felt for a whole year in Kyiv.
(Carpetblogger)
►Carpets
and Crapistan

►Equal rights
Mohammad Akram Nadwi, a 43-year-old Sunni
alim, or religious scholar, has rediscovered a long-lost tradition of
Muslim women teaching the Koran, transmitting hadith (deeds and sayings
of the Prophet Muhammad) and even making Islamic law as jurists.

►Chit Chat chatting
with members of opposite sex, whether they are Muslims or non-Muslims,
personally face to face, or on phone or chat lines all fall in the
same category. The haram of it is haram, and the halal of it is halal.
Fashions and fashion shows were not something foreign on Iraqi
society.
►Iraq

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►Farmers
in zimbabwes
when
this all began a loaf
of bread was just 20 dollars. Now that
same loaf costs
840 dollars - or in reality it is
actually 840 thousand dollars -
before three zeroes were slashed from the
currency.
►TRANSPORt
special
Guys spitting in the
bus!!!
Guys trying to grap your ass!!! (happened today)
Guys trying to steal something from your bag!!!
Guys trying to touch you!!!
Guys going frenzy in the bus!!!
Damn guys.
Fucking hate buses
►TRANSPORt
special
An Open Letter to AeroSvit.
Dear AeroSvit, : It's over between us.
►ET
in Tehran There is a weird
relationship with money here: conspicuous spending among some,
inconspicuous hoarding among others. (Well, not hoarding the bills or
coins, but hoarding gold and real estate.) Others really have no money and
struggle to feed their families. Rents are soaring. Property is ever more
expensive. Traffic is getting worse. On top of that, the snow on the
mountains is already melting.
►“Did
you know that over 50% of all American marriages end in divorce?”
K asked his sisters a couple of years ago.
“100% of Iranian marriages end in divorce,” they laughingly responded.
“Only we still have to live together.”
►VERY
SHORT STORIES
Water, water everywhere...
ET
“Iran only has water for about 85 million people, so you should hope
that there won’t be too many more babies,” I say.
“We have great water,” Booming Voice says. “You should see the river in
Borujerd; the water is sparkling and clean.”
“They are not counting that water. We have not even started using that
water,” Tall Man says.
“The report I saw included all water resources in Iran.”
“Oh.”
“The way water leaks out of the pipes, there will not be enough water
for 85 million people.”
“We’ll just drink oil,” Booming Voice jokes.

►ET
in Tehran
America is trying to take Ashura from us," the
small, Ahmadinejad-like prayer leader called out to the crowd.
The crowd ignored him. Someone near me said, "He's trying to make this night
political. It should not be political."
Still the man tried. It was like watching a rock and roll performer bomb while
trying to get people to sing along with him.
Finally he gave up on politics and chanted the prayers for the sick. The crowd
got excited then. That is what they came here for after all.
We were at the shrine in Tajrish in Northern
Tehran. "Where are you from?" people asked me in broken English.
"America," I answered.
"Welcome to our country."
Inside the shrine, it smelled like feet, women with rainbow-colored feather
dusters ushered the hordes of women to the grave. "We love Americans," a woman
in a black chador whispered into my ear. "It's your government we don't like."
►BLACK
SHEEP
I've been sanctioned!
I just tried to buy something with PayPal and got the following message:
Error 3028. You have accessed your account from a sanctioned country.
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►Romania
Pyrex pirate
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►Poland.
RadioMaria
Happy birthday Radio Maryja
The
radio station that everyone loves to hate (apart from a million
anomic Poles, and the Polish
government) is 15 years old this month.
“I'm standing here with the feeling that I'm taking part in something
important. I'm taking part in the 15th anniversary of an institution ...
that has played a great role in Poland's history,"
said Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski
last week.
►RUSSIA
I got my tan in Moscow
dinc arslan

►TECHNOLOGY Piaggio
MP3. Italy is back

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