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Fatwa center can i see the naked breast of my wife on computer, as i am far from here?
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t is not permissible, and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best. Mufti Ebrahim Desai
 

 

Ramadan

 

 

 

hi Fatema, i'm Eva from Italy, I hope you remember.
can't you just buy something to eat after the sunset and bring it with you (well hidden) at work to eat it the day after at work in the bathroom for example?

  Corruption His friends bought him the Hummer. What’s a man to do when his friends buy him a Hummer? So he’s got generous friends. Who can fault a man for having generous friends?

 

 

Poland  Poland to liquidate hammer and sickle?

 

 

Pius Ncube

Zimbabwe

March, 2007 Yesterday Roman Catholic Archbishop Pius Ncube, clutching a brown bible, spoke passionately about what has to happen next in Zimbabwe. "We must be ready to stand, even in front of blazing guns," he said, ''I am ready to stand in front."

 

Zimbabwe       

 violet and the minister

Hullo? Hullo ..? Anyone home…..?

 Violet: From SW Radio Africa.

Minister Kembo Mohadi: What can I do for you Madam?


Food and Shops “Ma’am, I hope you don’t mind my asking but you look like you still have a little way to go. Would you like me to empty out that trolley into this bigger one?”
Me? Gobsmacked.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iraq “O’ people of Iraq, How quick you are to commit atrocities and then ask about absurdities. You kill the son of the Prophet’s daughter, and then you wonder about mosquito blood?” – Abdullah bin Abbas, a cousin of the Prophet, when he was asked by an Iraqi if mosquito blood spoils one’s prayers.


 Iraq is ripped by a low grade civil war which has worsened to catastrophic levels with as many as 3000 citizens murdered per month. The population is in despair. Life in many of the urban areas is now desperate. A handful of foreign fighters and a couple of thousand Al Qaeda operatives incite open factional struggle through suicide bombings which target Shia holy places and innocent civilians. Thousands of attacks target US Military Forces. Gen. Barry McCaffrey, a retired U.S. general

Video Archive  . IRAK Check this out before YouTube yanks it because some patriotic gringo gets touchy.

 

Blackout season What did Congolese do for light before kerosene lamps?
Electricity!



Poland  Poland to liquidate hammer and sickle?

 


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The EU And Ethnic Cleansing In Estonia

 In terms of human rights, Estonia never passed any normal rules for EU Entry
 


 kyrgyzstan Of course it is impossible to know where reality ends and rhetoric begins, but an opposition leader of Kulov’s stature making casual remarks about suicide bombers should send shivers down the spine of everyone who cares about Kyrgyzstan.And what now Mr. Kulov?  


Applied Economy Finland has a modern infrastructure, clean operating environment and a highly educated workforce that offers its services at internationally competitive rates. So, it’s no surprise that wealthy, foreign venture capitalists can utilize Finland as a suitable engine for turning their investment capital into profits—apparently, even better than Finnish ones.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Post Office               

Iran’s postal service is reliable and efficient. Bring your package unsealed as contents will be checked before dispatch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 Ukraine To the Gulag With You, Scofflaw!
In an innovative compliance campaign, the state-owned Donetsk Heating Company in Eastern Ukraine has put up posters of Stalin around town with the tagline:


"Comrades! This not the cinema, this is real life. Anyone who does not pay their heating bill will be punished."

 

 



Burkina Faso girl-brides  In impoverished Burkina Faso, girls as young as eight are married off to men often older than their own fathers.

 Burkina Faso is one of the poorest countries in the world and a girl’s parents receive a bride-price or dowry from the girl’s suitor. Payment varies from region to region and depends on the income levels of the families involved. In poor rural families, a dowry can be 2,000 or 3,000 CFA (between US$4/ 6) plus a sheep or a goat.

ET in Tehran  “Khanum [Ma’am], Iranian men do whatever their wives want.”

        

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what's up - Did you hear the news?
- What news?!
- Lauren didn't attend tonight's class.
- So?!
- She had food poisoning.

 

 

 

 

 

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Carrying the school to school carl



Carpets  In other keen-grasp-of-the-obvious-findings, Baghdad is the worst city in the world to live in while Zurich, Geneva, Vienna, Dusseldorf and Frankfurt are the best. Yah, the best if you're dead. What snoozers those five are. You should get a boredom differential if you're forced to live there.
 but at least in Vienna you could get a decent requiem mass



I love how I made that woman look short and fat by manipulating the size of the image. That's how I felt for a whole year in Kyiv. (Carpetblogger) Carpets and Crapistan


Equal rights Mohammad Akram Nadwi, a 43-year-old Sunni alim, or religious scholar, has rediscovered a long-lost tradition of Muslim women teaching the Koran, transmitting hadith (deeds and sayings of the Prophet Muhammad) and even making Islamic law as jurists.

Chit Chat chatting with members of opposite sex, whether they are Muslims or non-Muslims, personally face to face, or on phone or chat lines all fall in the same category. The haram of it is haram, and the halal of it is halal.

 

Fashions and fashion shows were not something foreign on Iraqi society.

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Farmers in zimbabwes   when this all began a loaf

of bread was just 20 dollars. Now that same loaf costs

840 dollars - or in reality it is actually 840 thousand dollars -

before three zeroes were slashed from the currency.

 


TRANSPORt special

Guys spitting in the bus!!!
Guys trying to grap your ass!!! (happened today)
Guys trying to steal something from your bag!!!
Guys trying to touch you!!!
Guys going frenzy in the bus!!!
Damn guys.
Fucking hate buses

TRANSPORt special  An Open Letter to AeroSvit.
Dear AeroSvit, : It's over between us.


ET in Tehran There is a weird relationship with money here: conspicuous spending among some, inconspicuous hoarding among others. (Well, not hoarding the bills or coins, but hoarding gold and real estate.) Others really have no money and struggle to feed their families. Rents are soaring. Property is ever more expensive. Traffic is getting worse. On top of that, the snow on the mountains is already melting.

“Did you know that over 50% of all American marriages end in divorce?” K asked his sisters a couple of years ago.
“100% of Iranian marriages end in divorce,” they laughingly responded. “Only we still have to live together.”

VERY SHORT STORIES 
                                                    Water, water everywhere...    ET

“Iran only has water for about 85 million people, so you should hope that there won’t be too many more babies,” I say.

“We have great water,” Booming Voice says. “You should see the river in Borujerd; the water is sparkling and clean.”

“They are not counting that water. We have not even started using that water,” Tall Man says.

“The report I saw included all water resources in Iran.”

“Oh.”

“The way water leaks out of the pipes, there will not be enough water for 85 million people.”

“We’ll just drink oil,” Booming Voice jokes.


ET in Tehran America is trying to take Ashura from us," the small, Ahmadinejad-like prayer leader called out to the crowd.
The crowd ignored him. Someone near me said, "He's trying to make this night political. It should not be political."
Still the man tried. It was like watching a rock and roll performer bomb while trying to get people to sing along with him.
Finally he gave up on politics and chanted the prayers for the sick. The crowd got excited then. That is what they came here for after all.

We were at the shrine in Tajrish in Northern Tehran. "Where are you from?" people asked me in broken English.

"America," I answered.
"Welcome to our country."
Inside the shrine, it smelled like feet, women with rainbow-colored feather dusters ushered the hordes of women to the grave. "We love Americans," a woman in a black chador whispered into my ear. "It's your government we don't like."

BLACK SHEEP I've been sanctioned!
I just tried to buy something with PayPal and got the following message:

Error 3028. You have accessed your account from a sanctioned country.


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Romania Pyrex pirate
Faurar 1st, 2007 - Romanian glassware for baking and cooking               

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poland. RadioMaria 

Happy birthday Radio Maryja
The radio station that everyone loves to hate (apart from a million anomic Poles, and the Polish government) is 15 years old this month.

“I'm standing here with the feeling that I'm taking part in something important. I'm taking part in the 15th anniversary of an institution ... that has played a great role in Poland's history," said Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski last week.

RUSSIA I got my tan in Moscow
dinc arslan


 

TECHNOLOGY Piaggio MP3. Italy is back

 

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