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November 22, 2008
Carpetblogger
Zimbabwe Traumatizes Carpetblogger
On arrival, my South African Airways flight descended from rainy clouds, only to
abort the landing twice within a couple hundred feet of the ground. After
sharply ovaling for 20 minutes, the pilot announced that he was waiting for the
runway lights to come back on. The hotel – the 13-floor Crown Plaza in the
center of the city – not only did not have internet or air conditioning, it also
had no phones – as in “unable to call down for room service” no phone. Not that
it mattered; there really wasn’t much on offer in the restaurant, just gristly
meat and starchy vegetables.
Lots of African cities look like they don’t work but they do. Harare looks like
it works but it doesn’t. It’s attractive and organized with long straight,
carefully signposted thoroughfares, edged by (albeit poorly maintained) cycle
paths. Its wide avenues are lined with hundreds of mature jacarandas and flame
trees, planted with British colonial precision 50 or 60 years ago. “Tree Cutting
Available” signs posted on their trunks looked ominous. As they dripped their
purple and red blooms on the pavements, it was easy to imagine them hacked apart
for firewood when cooking fuel becomes impossible to buy.
One
of the benefits of a deprived middle class with no access to consumer goods and
no money to buy them is very little trash. This is good because there’s no
collection. The parking lot of the country’s largest public hospital was empty.
All hospitals and clinics have shut their doors, which hasn’t done much to
improve the cholera situation. I was told it’s a crisis if one percent of
cholera cases die. Rumors are that in Zimbabwe, 10 percent of Cholera cases die.
Now that it’s rainy season and the sewers overflow into water supplies, the
coming outbreak should be particularly vivid.
Unlike Afghanistan or Somalia, Zimbabwe isn’t lawless. People queue politely at
the ATMs, for buses and for fuel. Traffic laws are carefully obeyed, even when
there’s no electricity to run the robots (south African for traffic lights, a
term I absolutely adore and will use from now on. When a South African says it,
it sounds like “rabbit”). People still throw their trash in bins, even though it
won’t be collected. Harare has a substantial middle class population, which
makes what’s happening here even harder to understand.
I didn’t really believe it when colleagues said there is no food in the shops.
It’s not 100% accurate. The situation has improved somewhat from six months ago
when there really was nothing to buy. Since then, US dollars have been legalized
as tender in certain shops. Now, there is some food in supermarkets but it's
priced in US dollars. There’s absolutely nothing if you have Zimbabwe dollars,
which is what most people have. With its dairy shelves filled with leaky bottled
water, one market serving a middle class neighborhood reminded me of Moscow in
1991. The staples aisle stocked nothing but Mezoe Orange Crush, a Fanta-like
soft drink that is definitely a Zimbabwean staple, but isn’t terribly nutritious.
In the checkout line, I stood next to a man who had a rusty shopping cart filled
with lunch box-sized bags of potato chips.
In an ordinary national chain, a loaf of Wonder-type white bread was $1.20. Two
pounds of flour cost more than $3, payable only in USD. The typical wage in
Zimbabwe? About 5 million Zim dollars, or about 10 USD, depending on the
inflation rate. Should bread be available in Zim dollars, it cost 1.2 million.
Prices are bad enough, but accessing one’s money is next to impossible. There’s
a daily withdrawal limit 500,000 Zim dollars from ATMs. That’s about 50 cents,
or enough for bus fare home from work. All day long, lines of thousands of civil
servants, office workers, teachers, police and military curve around buildings
and down city blocks, waiting to use ATMs that will probably be out of money
before most people reach them. Yet people continue to wait.
The whole visit was a lesson in macro-economics. If you want to understand why
it’s like this, the short answer is nationalization of the farms and price
controls. Zimbabwe isn’t like it is because of war or natural disaster or
the tragedy of history. It’s a predictable result of intentional economic
policies made by people who should know better.
Carpetblogger

22nd November 2008 Cathy Buckle
Within half a kilometre of a main army barracks and in view of a steady stream
of traffic and hundreds of people, a man lay next to a main road leading to the
Harare airport this week. Barefoot, painfully thin and with thick, unkempt hair
the man lay unmoving on the verge, his feet protruding into the busy road.
Standing on the opposite side of the road four men in army camouflage stood
hitch- hiking, choosing not to see the man lying a few steps away from them.
Outside banks, building societies and post offices the crowds of people trying
to withdraw their own money have grown to multiple thousands. Many people have
resorted to sleeping outside the banks in order to be near the front of the
queues where they can only withdraw five hundred thousand dollars a day - enough
to buy one mouthful of a single cornish pasty being sold at a local bakery this
week. Two and a half million dollars was the price tag for this simple take away
snack - five days of queuing at the bank to buy one meal for one person.
On a seventy kilometre stretch of road through what used to be prime
agricultural land on the way to the capital city, there is silence and
desolation as roadside farms lie unploughed and unplanted while the country
remains barren of seed and fertilizer. Even as the rains fall on the land and
the ground turns springy underfoot, the weeds are sprouting but not the food.
The lushest crop I saw in 70 kilometres was grass being carefully manicured on a
golf course.
In supermarkets, the majority of which are not allowed to trade in US dollars,
the shelves are empty. There are no staple goods, no dairy products, no
confectionary, no fast foods, no tinned or bottled products, nothing to eat at
all. From all over the country there are first hand reports of people barely
surviving by eating roots, wild berries, beetles and insects.
Hospitals without disposable gloves, medicines, drips, bandages or disinfectant.
Nurses who cannot afford to come to work. Toilets and taps without water. A
growing cholera outbreak in all areas of the country with 300 people already
dead. Raw sewage flowing in the streets of high density areas. Dustbins which
have not been collected in urban residential suburbs since July in my home town.
Men, women and children collecting water in bowls and buckets from swampy
streams and murky pools. No soap to buy in the shops so no chance of preventing
the spread of cholera by washing your hands with soap and water.
Cathy Buckle
Zimbabwe 2007
Is Mugabe’s government stock-piling food to use to
buy votes next year?

June 15th, 2007:
Sent to us by email:
I am involved in the Dry
Food business in Zimbabwe and we source and supply various commodities from
protein based products to cereals.
At this time of year, we
get this in to stock as the demand increases as domestic maize supplies diminish
particularly in the rural areas.
In attempting to buy large
quantities of Kapenta (Dried Fish) and also nuts, I found that stocks were all
but non existent.
I was told that the
Government is paying cash (notes) to the suppliers with the word that they wish
to buy everything.
We have elections coming
up early next year and they will occur at a time when the food deficit will be
at its worst. In the past, they have used maize and maize meal to lure voters by
placing stock in the vicinity of polling stations added to which is word that
they will get food if they vote the right way.
Each polling station (mostly
in schools) counts the vote right there and therefore the authorities can
determine just how the local population chose their candidate.
I have no doubt that as
Maize is in desperately short supply this year, this type of food will be used
to cheat the system once more.
Hullo? Hullo….? Anyone
home…..?
It all reminds me of my favourite homework story. The village boy who says he
was crossing the flooded river on his way to school when a crocodile leapt from
the raging waters and devoured his homework. Result: the whole class and the
teacher collapse in side-splitting mirth. But, and here's the rub, the boy still
gets punished - and he still has to do his homework. So these brain dead Zanies
can invent as many nonsensical excuses as they like, no one believes them. And
in the end they will have to pay for their criminal stupidity... What goes
around comes around!
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Hullo? Hullo….? Anyone
home…..?
April 12th, 2007:
This transcript of an interview between Home Affairs Minister Kembo Mohadi
and Violet Gonda of SW Radio Africa is one of the most amusing things I’ve
read in a long time. I received it via my daily zwnews email (click here to
sign up to receive zwnews).
Listen to SW Radio Africa live via the web here, and get their podcasts
here.
Transcript of an interview with Home Affairs Minister Kembo Mohadi
Violet
Gonda
Violet: Before we start I just wanted to play for our listeners an interview
that I did with Kembo Mohadi, Monday evening. I asked him to comment about
the attacks that are taking place in Zimbabwe right now and this is what
happened.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Hello.
Violet: Hello, Minister Mohadi?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Yes.
Violet: Hello Minister, my name is Violet; I’m calling from SW Radio Africa.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Where?
Violet: From SW Radio Africa.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: What can I do for you Madam?

Violet: Minster I wanted to find out from
you or to get a comment from you about the allegations from the MDC that a
lot of their activists are getting arrested and tortured in custody. And, as
the Home Affairs Minister, I wanted to find out or to get your comment on
this.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: No we don’t arrest anybody and torture people here in
Zimbabwe . We arrest criminals and even if they are terrorist criminals we
don’t torture them. The law takes its own course, if someone has got a case
to answer he goes to Court and he is convicted. Those allegations are false.
Violet: But Minister Mohadi these MDC leaders and activists have actually
appeared in Court covered in blood. So how can you explain this?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Ah no, when was that?
Violet: How can you explain this?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: When was that? When was that? When did they appear in
Court covered in blood? That is a wrong statement. When was it?
Violet: The MDC…
Minister Kembo Mohadi: did you see them covered in blood?
Violet: Morgan Tsvangirai…
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Did you see them covered in blood?
Violet: MorganTsvangirai appeared on TV.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Ah no.
Violet: He was seen on TV.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: He was not even covered in blood. That’s a lie. You
come to Zimbabwe and witness this for yourself and don’t be talking about
things that you don’t know. And we don’t ban people from coming to Zimbabwe
. Why do you have to listen to CNN and Sky News and BBC? Come to Zimbabwe
and see for yourself and report correctly.
Violet: But Minister Mohadi you know that…. (Sound of the phone line going
dead).
Violet: Hello? Hello? And we lost connection with the Home Affairs Minister
Kembo Mohadi, but I called him back and this is what happened.
Violet: Minister we must have got cut off?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Yes, I said come to Zimbabwe and report correctly
man! We are bombed by the MDC, they are involved in terrorist activities and
you don’t report about that! We’ve got a lot of them in custody, we’ve got a
lot of them that are going on trial and have been remanded by our Courts.
And they are possessing arms of war and you don’t report about that. I say
come to Zimbabwe and see for yourself man! We don’t ban you from coming. You
come to Zimbabwe you can see it for yourself other than to report from
hearsay. I don’t want to be talking to people that get these things from
hearsay.
Violet: But that’s why I’m talking to you direct so that we can hear it from
you.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: No, no, no, you are talking to me directly over the
phone. Come to Zimbabwe and report correctly!
Violet: But you know that SW Radio Africa is banned in Zimbabwe?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: What ban? You come to me, I’m the Minister of Home
Affairs and say you want to come and report then you, you, you will cover
the story that you want, other than talking. I don’t want to be talking to
you about rumours please; please can you please leave it alone.
Violet: But that’s why I’m talking to you.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: No, no, no, can you please leave me alone. There’s
nothing like that. I’ve told you that everything is false so what else do
you want?
Violet: You have said that journalists can come to Zimbabwe , but how many
journalists have been arrested?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Yeah why don’t you come to Zimbabwe if you, you know
who has been arrested?
Violet: Wasn’t there a journalist Gift Phiri, an independent journalist who
was arrested last week?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Who is that? Who has been arrested?
Violet: Gift Phiri is a journalist that’s actually at the Avenues Clinic
right now.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Ya but you come to Zimbabwe.
Violet: Receiving treatment after he was brutalised by the police.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: No you’ve got to, if you come to Zimbabwe you’ve got
to register, you’ve got to report that you are a journalist, you are
accredited. Don’t just come and report when you are not accredited. Whether
you are a freelance or what you get accredited man. We are a sovereign
country here. You can’t just come and do things as if you are on a picnic.
Violet: So are you saying…?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: We must know what; we must know that you are in
Zimbabwe and that you are reporting for that and that paper.
Violet: Minister Mohadi: there are several journalists who…
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Rumour spreader, why do you, why, why ….
Violet: There are several journalists who have been assaulted.

Minister Kembo Mohadi: Now there is no
journalist that is in jail here in Zimbabwe, can you come tomorrow, fly
tomorrow and then phone me, phone me on Wednesday because tomorrow I’m in
Cabinet and fly in and come and identify a journalist that is in prison here
or that is…
Violet: Gift Phiri is one journalist.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Ya you come and show me. There is no one of that
sort, that is…
Violet: He was released just a few days ago.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: No, no, that’s not true, that’s not true, that’s not
true. That’s not true.
Violet: So what is the truth?
Minster Kembo Mohadi: No, there is nothing. I’m saying that’s all false, we
don’t…
Violet: What about Edward Chikomba the ZBC cameraman who was murdered last
week?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: He was murdered by who? Was he murdered by the
police?
Violet: But is your government investigating to find out who…
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Was he murdered by the police?
Violet: He was abducted in the same way that several opposition activists
have been abducted.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Was he… Abducted by who? By who?
Violet: By members of the state security agency.
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Abducted by who? Who? Oh no, can you tell me that?
Can you come and…
Violet: So is your government going to investigate to find…
Minister Kembo Mohadi: No come and look, ah please can you, if you don’t
want to talk to me stop giving me false accusations, ah please OK?
Violet: Minister do you understand that…
Minister Kembo Mohadi: No, no, no I don’t want to talk to you.
Violet: Minister do you understand that Zimbabweans are frustrated with
their daily struggles right now?
Minister Kembo Mohadi: Hey! Hey Hey Hey! Shut up!
Sound of the phone line going dead
Violet: But as a Minister, how can you even say that?
Sound of the phone line going dead again
Violet: And the Minister hung up again and when I tried to call him he would
not pick up his phone.
Hope
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March, 2007
Yesterday Roman Catholic Archbishop
Pius Ncube, clutching a brown
bible, spoke passionately about what has to happen next in Zimbabwe.
"We must be ready to stand, even in front of blazing guns," he said,
''I am ready to stand in front." The Archbishop described himself
and the people of Zimbabwe as cowards and said: 'if we gather a
crowd of 20,000, the government will not use its guns.'' No one in
their right minds would describe Archbishop Ncube as a coward - for
seven years he has not been silenced and has stood as a bright light
in the darkness - for believers and non believers, for mothers and
children, for the beaten and brutalized and for the poor, desperate
and hungry people who are dying out of sight of the cameras and
world headlines.
April 21st, 2007
How awful this must be for the Anglican faithful…!
Hope
In contrast to the Catholic Church, African Anglican Bishops have issued a
pastoral letter which appears to broadly toe the government line. It
is totally shameful, but perhaps not surprising given the track
record of Nolbert Kunonga, the Anglican Bishop of Harare.
This is a man who has not only accepted a farm from Mugabe (40
pieces of silver aren’t the going currency among the Zanu Pf elite),
but he has also used government militia to drive the farmworkers and
their families off the farm. And in 2005 he appeared before an
ecclesiastical court to face 38 charges arising from scores of
complaints [including] … incitement to murder, intimidating critics,
ignoring church law, mishandling church funds and bringing militant
ZANU PF politics to the pulpit .
A man of God….? A moral authority…? I don’t think so!
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